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| Andy Hopp Supreme Overlord The Head Honcho, the Big Cheese, the Monkey's Pajamas, the... Well, you get the idea. Charged with assembling a crack team of experts to perfect and actualize his dastardly plans, this man is the brain in a jar in a man behind the majestic Con on the Cob. (Editor's Note: Nicky wrote these.) |
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Frank Belter LFR Organizer RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAA RA RA RA RAAAA!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAARRAA *cough cough* Excuse me, had something in my throat... |
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| Heather Hopp Registration & Gift Shop If you want into the Con, you'll have to go through Heather and her minions. They just want to make sure you have appropriate badge-adge and merch, of course. This rare specimen will gladly meat you with her meaty headware and get you signed up, signed in and ready to enjoy your spooktacular weekend. |
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Gaston Gosselin Marketing and Vendors Gus is a land dwelling staffer, formerly of a small fishing village. He stumbled upon the Con of Power and now is ageless as long as he works as a convention staff member. This year it's blog management and vendor management that keeps time at bay. As for next year, who can say? |
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| Beth Yoder-Balla Registration & Gift Shop Beth is so awesome she could bench press the whole Con including YOU!* All that awesome and she is willing to take time out of her busy day to help get you squared away and having fun! Already signed up, just need to get your badge and stuff? Didn't already sign up, but realized the error of your ways and are on a quest to correct it? You now know who to see! *A piece at a time, probably not all at once... |
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Moses Allooh Video Game Guy Boop boop boop, boop-boop boop-boop baboop ba boop... This pixelated wonder has transcended universes to host the video games at Con on the Cob. Interdimensional video game people? What has this world come to... |
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Heather Kreiter Heather has been around the art show block and is now crossing the street. She is going to use her Pony Power to put together the most bestestest art show in the history of artitoriumhood. Just you wait. |
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Nicky Mortensen Marketing Director If you haven't heard of Con on the Cob it's all her fault. If your friends haven't heard of it, it's your fault! Be a minion! Spread the word! |
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| sHOeBOx Exalted Emir of Events Born in a factory, Shoebox grew up in a series of shoe stores and people's homes. Through his interactions he learned how to entertain the masses. And at Con on the Cob, those masses include you. Prepare to have your shiny wazoo entertained until you just can't take no more thanks to the ingenuity of the friendly Shoebox that could. |
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Thaddeus Papke Children of the Cob Raised by a pack of rabid squirrels, Thad knows how to show the littl'ns a good time. Climbing trees, burying nuts, exploring the haunted con, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. |
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| Jessie Cook Con Suite Goddess The Hostess with the Mostest is here for you*! Taking a break from all the awesome events, games, art, raffles and other exciting things the con has to offer? Kick back, relax, enjoy the company of snacks and fellow con goers. And thank the lovely, talented lady that pulled it together just for you. *Well, and everyone else at the con, but you're still special! |
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David Bon Children of the Cob This migrating zen dudite has traveled the country in search of... whatever it is migrating zen dudites search for. Never before seen at a haunted con, this limited edition creature will make it's debut appearance at Con on the Cob 2010. |
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| Elizabeth Lutz Gaming Director Born of a princess and a vampire, trained to hold back the forces of Cthulu and the Deep Ones, Elizabeth will use the lightheartedness and fun generated by the games at the con to hold back the tides of evil and insanity. Help her out and do your part to save the world! |
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Richard Hopkins-Lutz Party Machine *NTZ NTZ NTZ NTZ*... Let me turn this down real quick... *ntz ntz ntz ntz* Now, where were we?+ Oh yeah! Rick, the Party Machine, will be assembling a wide variety of extravaganzas on your behalf. If you aren't having a good time, you have only yourself to blame. +There is no guarantee that either beats or beets will be in attendance at any given party. |
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| Curtis Kaylor Innapropriate Comment Guy and Volunteer Coordinator Is that Hagrid in disguise?! Don't be silly, Hagrid is just a fictional character, not a real person... Right?In any case, come see the King of the Lackeys if you are in need of assistance from a volunteer type or wish to be a volunteer. |
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Jon Rosenberg Senior Volunteer If Curtis is King of the Lackeys, would that make Jon Prince of the Lackeys? Or more of a Lord or Duke? You'll have to take that up with him, I'm not getting in the middle of it. |
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